1 00:00:00,922 --> 00:00:02,270 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: OMG, friends. 2 00:00:02,296 --> 00:00:04,543 We left Jane dating Rafael in secret. 3 00:00:04,543 --> 00:00:06,900 See, this way they could figure out their relationship 4 00:00:06,926 --> 00:00:08,629 without all the outside pressure. 5 00:00:08,738 --> 00:00:11,189 And speaking of pressure, Petra asked Jane 6 00:00:11,215 --> 00:00:12,681 to ghostwrite her lifestyle book. 7 00:00:12,955 --> 00:00:14,480 And on the career front, 8 00:00:14,506 --> 00:00:16,839 Rogelio's public feud with River Fields 9 00:00:16,865 --> 00:00:19,064 left him closer than ever to achieving his goal. 10 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:21,023 The studio just offered to greenlight 11 00:00:21,049 --> 00:00:22,787 the American version of Santos, 12 00:00:22,867 --> 00:00:26,702 if I can get River Fields to costar with me. 13 00:00:26,785 --> 00:00:28,699 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Xiomara's career goals, however, 14 00:00:28,725 --> 00:00:29,808 were less certain. 15 00:00:29,834 --> 00:00:32,330 I-It's kind of late to start thinking about a new career. 16 00:00:32,356 --> 00:00:34,470 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And Rafael... well, he lost all his money 17 00:00:34,496 --> 00:00:36,850 and had to bartend at his own hotel. 18 00:00:36,922 --> 00:00:39,222 So, yeah, he was pretty bummed about it. 19 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,205 Especially because he could have gotten his money back 20 00:00:41,293 --> 00:00:43,949 from his sister, only she'd taken off. 21 00:00:43,988 --> 00:00:45,572 And Petra could have stopped her. 22 00:00:45,598 --> 00:00:47,597 How long did you leave my sister in an institution 23 00:00:47,623 --> 00:00:49,223 knowing she wasn't hallucinating? 24 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:51,354 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But Petra had bigger problems. 25 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,996 See, she was a person of interest in her sister's death. 26 00:00:54,382 --> 00:00:56,598 And holy hell! Her lawyer, Jane, 27 00:00:56,662 --> 00:00:59,565 aka J.R., was working against her. 28 00:00:59,877 --> 00:01:02,715 And, yes, I said, "was," because she changed her mind 29 00:01:02,754 --> 00:01:04,770 once she thought Petra was innocent. 30 00:01:04,995 --> 00:01:06,822 Oh. And it seemed Petra was starting 31 00:01:06,848 --> 00:01:08,281 to feel something new, too. 32 00:01:08,307 --> 00:01:10,355 And, whoa, it may have been a dream, 33 00:01:10,512 --> 00:01:11,829 but the nightmare was real. 34 00:01:11,885 --> 00:01:13,785 Someone was out to screw Petra. 35 00:01:13,811 --> 00:01:16,509 I know. Straight out of a telenovela, right? 36 00:01:16,824 --> 00:01:18,854 Which this is, after all. 37 00:01:20,278 --> 00:01:22,082 When Jane Gloriana Villanueva 38 00:01:22,108 --> 00:01:24,363 was 28 years and seven months old... 39 00:01:24,389 --> 00:01:25,423 (CLATTERING) 40 00:01:25,449 --> 00:01:27,222 she started acting a little... 41 00:01:27,613 --> 00:01:28,638 strange. 42 00:01:28,664 --> 00:01:29,496 REGINA: Jane. 43 00:01:29,497 --> 00:01:30,662 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah. 44 00:01:30,664 --> 00:01:31,894 - Totally fine. - Oh. 45 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,607 I was just restocking and I accidentally 46 00:01:33,633 --> 00:01:35,191 broke a few glasses. 47 00:01:35,235 --> 00:01:36,855 - I'll grab the broom. - I'll clean it up. 48 00:01:36,881 --> 00:01:38,247 Don't worry about it. 49 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,440 Abuela. You're home early. 50 00:01:44,611 --> 00:01:45,910 I just went for a run. 51 00:01:48,513 --> 00:01:50,257 Yeah. It was-it was 52 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:52,100 really freeing, to be honest. 53 00:01:56,865 --> 00:01:57,879 Jane. 54 00:01:58,496 --> 00:02:00,207 What are you doing in the supply closet? 55 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:03,328 I was just looking for some, uh, toilet paper. 56 00:02:03,535 --> 00:02:06,798 NARRATOR: To reframe this, Jane wasn't going crazy. 57 00:02:06,824 --> 00:02:08,882 I'll clean it up. Don't worry about it. 58 00:02:11,271 --> 00:02:13,715 It was-it was really freeing, to be honest. 59 00:02:15,442 --> 00:02:16,785 - Jane. - Huh? 60 00:02:16,943 --> 00:02:18,759 What are you doing in the supply closet? 61 00:02:18,785 --> 00:02:20,097 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So, yes, friends, 62 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:21,238 as you can see, 63 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,011 context is everything. 64 00:02:24,402 --> 00:02:26,535 Which brings us here, now. 65 00:02:26,924 --> 00:02:28,480 Excuse me. Are-are you the manager? 66 00:02:28,506 --> 00:02:30,449 I certainly am, sir. 67 00:02:30,475 --> 00:02:32,140 Yeah, my steak is cold. 68 00:02:32,693 --> 00:02:35,544 Well, I will take it back right away and comp your whole meal. 69 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:37,363 And nice shirt. 70 00:02:37,956 --> 00:02:39,598 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know, seems like Jane 71 00:02:39,624 --> 00:02:41,847 is really loving her job these days. 72 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,214 Oh! 73 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:45,464 NARRATOR: But, like I told you, 74 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:46,856 context is everything. 75 00:02:46,882 --> 00:02:48,891 My last day at The Marbella. This is so sad. 76 00:02:48,893 --> 00:02:50,769 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Sad. Right. 77 00:02:50,828 --> 00:02:53,777 But I'm leaving you in really good hands with Regina. 78 00:02:53,904 --> 00:02:55,270 PETRA: Hey. What's going on here? 79 00:02:55,272 --> 00:02:56,808 SONIA: We're having a party for Jane. 80 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:58,124 Since she sold her book. 81 00:02:58,150 --> 00:02:59,351 - My book. - Our book. 82 00:02:59,377 --> 00:03:02,256 I mean, yes, sure, ours, of course. 83 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:03,959 Jane's my ghostwriter. 84 00:03:04,056 --> 00:03:05,553 Well, congrats to you both. 85 00:03:05,579 --> 00:03:06,979 Thank you so much. 86 00:03:07,059 --> 00:03:08,158 You're welcome. 87 00:03:13,365 --> 00:03:15,565 (GHOST-LIKE HOWLING) 88 00:03:19,379 --> 00:03:21,176 sync and correction by LittleDuck www.addic7ed.com 89 00:03:22,832 --> 00:03:24,618 RAFAEL: I missed it? Damn. 90 00:03:24,644 --> 00:03:26,009 I couldn't get away from the bar. 91 00:03:26,035 --> 00:03:27,634 Why is it that when you're in a hurry 92 00:03:27,660 --> 00:03:29,394 everybody suddenly wants drinks involving a blender? 93 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:32,886 It's okay. We can celebrate privately later. 94 00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:35,143 Or... (IN A WHISPER) how about now? 95 00:03:36,145 --> 00:03:37,597 Meet you in our usual spot? 96 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,251 REGINA: Rafael, your break's 97 00:03:39,277 --> 00:03:40,747 not for another 30 and there's 98 00:03:40,784 --> 00:03:43,059 a pack of kids out there screaming for frozen daiquiris. 99 00:03:43,085 --> 00:03:46,286 NARRATOR: Wow, look at Regina, coming in hot and hard. 100 00:03:46,709 --> 00:03:48,222 I have to head out, anyway. 101 00:03:50,524 --> 00:03:51,990 ROGELIO: This isn't my dream. 102 00:03:52,094 --> 00:03:54,556 This is America's dream. 103 00:03:54,775 --> 00:03:56,821 I mean it, Teri Hatcher. 104 00:03:57,244 --> 00:03:58,736 You're perfect for the role. 105 00:03:58,801 --> 00:04:00,631 Your wit, your talent, 106 00:04:00,714 --> 00:04:03,449 your youthful appearance that rivals only mine. 107 00:04:03,475 --> 00:04:04,667 NARRATOR: To remind you, 108 00:04:04,693 --> 00:04:07,076 Rogelio had recently been offered a chance to remake 109 00:04:07,102 --> 00:04:09,769 The Passions of Santos for an American audience. 110 00:04:09,975 --> 00:04:11,316 I love you for this. 111 00:04:11,645 --> 00:04:14,257 The studio loves you for this. 112 00:04:14,283 --> 00:04:17,183 NARRATOR: To be clear: the studio loved River Fields... 113 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:20,056 I can't even fathom them wanting anybody else. 114 00:04:20,082 --> 00:04:21,543 NARRATOR: who Rogelio hated. 115 00:04:21,569 --> 00:04:22,879 Think it over, Teri Hatcher. 116 00:04:22,905 --> 00:04:23,999 And remember, 117 00:04:24,025 --> 00:04:26,604 you are my number-one choice. 118 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,090 Bye. 119 00:04:28,543 --> 00:04:30,066 I thought your number-one choice 120 00:04:30,092 --> 00:04:31,832 - was Eva Longoria. - Don't say it. It's too painful. 121 00:04:31,858 --> 00:04:35,092 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, Rogelio's Holy Grail. 122 00:04:35,118 --> 00:04:36,722 (ANGELIC VOCALIZING) 123 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:38,798 I thought I had a way to get in touch with her 124 00:04:38,824 --> 00:04:40,029 through my ex-hairdresser 125 00:04:40,055 --> 00:04:42,343 who knows her third assistant, but no luck. 126 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:44,664 She's so evasive. 127 00:04:45,332 --> 00:04:47,632 So I'm exploring other leading ladies, 128 00:04:47,658 --> 00:04:50,426 all of whom I will passionately pitch to the studio tomorrow 129 00:04:50,452 --> 00:04:52,085 to get them off River Fields. 130 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,527 Because there's no way in hell 131 00:04:54,652 --> 00:04:57,972 I'm working with that nine-toed she-devil. 132 00:04:58,067 --> 00:05:00,167 Well, after what happened, I'm sure 133 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:02,369 she's not too psyched to work with you either. 134 00:05:02,424 --> 00:05:03,723 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To remind you: 135 00:05:03,749 --> 00:05:05,034 Attack her. 136 00:05:05,107 --> 00:05:06,883 (DOG GROWLS, BARKS) (SCREAMS) 137 00:05:07,410 --> 00:05:08,952 The point is I have a big meeting tomorrow, 138 00:05:08,978 --> 00:05:12,279 and I was wondering if you'd watch Baby. 139 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:14,061 Just this once. 140 00:05:14,219 --> 00:05:16,550 This is such an important meeting. Please. 141 00:05:16,615 --> 00:05:17,691 (SIGHS) 142 00:05:17,772 --> 00:05:18,840 Fine. 143 00:05:19,075 --> 00:05:20,575 Just this once. 144 00:05:20,601 --> 00:05:22,663 Thank you, Xiomara. 145 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:25,770 You're the best woman in the world. 146 00:05:25,851 --> 00:05:27,840 And with your help, I will vanquish 147 00:05:27,866 --> 00:05:29,932 the worst woman in the world. 148 00:05:30,182 --> 00:05:31,933 (KNOCKING) Oh, that's Brad. 149 00:05:32,151 --> 00:05:33,517 - Huh? - He teaches the 3:00 p.m. 150 00:05:33,543 --> 00:05:35,075 hip-hop class, so we're carpooling. 151 00:05:36,534 --> 00:05:37,933 (PHONE RINGS) 152 00:05:38,145 --> 00:05:40,436 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh, hello, Brad. 153 00:05:41,213 --> 00:05:42,860 Hello, Nicollette Sheridan. 154 00:05:42,886 --> 00:05:43,949 Let me just say, you are 155 00:05:43,975 --> 00:05:46,742 my number-one choice for this role. 156 00:05:47,253 --> 00:05:50,035 So, listen. I've read the first chapter. 157 00:05:50,275 --> 00:05:53,008 And I can't believe I'm saying this, but... 158 00:05:54,538 --> 00:05:55,949 I have no notes. 159 00:05:55,975 --> 00:05:56,802 What? 160 00:05:56,803 --> 00:05:58,235 I know. It's very unlike me. 161 00:05:58,237 --> 00:05:59,603 But I-I actually thought 162 00:05:59,629 --> 00:06:00,905 it was quite well done. 163 00:06:00,931 --> 00:06:02,339 So bravo. 164 00:06:02,341 --> 00:06:04,419 This is amazing. Wow. 165 00:06:04,445 --> 00:06:05,238 (GASPS) 166 00:06:05,422 --> 00:06:07,738 I-I guess I'll just dive into the next chapter. 167 00:06:08,207 --> 00:06:09,892 Ooh, which means I'm ahead of schedule. 168 00:06:09,918 --> 00:06:11,717 And my schedule is very aggressive. 169 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:12,861 (PHONE CHIMES) 170 00:06:12,887 --> 00:06:14,574 Did my daddy send you a picture? 171 00:06:14,617 --> 00:06:15,556 I want to see. 172 00:06:15,582 --> 00:06:16,981 JANE: Oh, no. Sorry. 173 00:06:17,122 --> 00:06:18,221 I have to tell your daddy 174 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,009 that it is rude to text during brunch. 175 00:06:20,035 --> 00:06:21,855 When is he gonna come back to brunch? 176 00:06:22,088 --> 00:06:24,137 NARRATOR: Whenever he forgives Petra for lying, 177 00:06:24,163 --> 00:06:25,999 keeping his sister in a mental hospital, 178 00:06:26,025 --> 00:06:27,217 and leaving him with nothing. 179 00:06:27,243 --> 00:06:30,085 Soon. He's just... very busy right now. 180 00:06:30,111 --> 00:06:31,540 (DOORBELL RINGS) Mmm. 181 00:06:31,566 --> 00:06:32,837 NARRATOR: Saved by the doorbell. 182 00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:34,923 - Maybe that's him. - LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Or not. 183 00:06:34,949 --> 00:06:36,482 Petra Solano. You're under arrest for the murder 184 00:06:36,508 --> 00:06:38,202 of your sister, Anezka Archuletta. 185 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:41,251 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used 186 00:06:41,277 --> 00:06:43,010 - against you in the court of law. - I don't understand. What is happening? 187 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:46,033 Jane. 188 00:06:46,059 --> 00:06:47,061 TWO: Yes? 189 00:06:48,026 --> 00:06:51,158 Oh, you must be the other Jane. 190 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,804 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Other Jane? Who's story do you think this is? 191 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,040 I-I'm sorry. Who are you? 192 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:56,332 Petra's lawyer, Jane Ramos. 193 00:06:56,358 --> 00:06:57,943 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aka Other Jane. 194 00:06:58,226 --> 00:06:59,878 You're not at all what I pictured. 195 00:06:59,904 --> 00:07:01,563 Well, whoever you are, 196 00:07:01,564 --> 00:07:04,064 Petra Solano is ready to be released on bail. 197 00:07:04,394 --> 00:07:05,731 (EXHALES) 198 00:07:08,218 --> 00:07:10,167 Oh, Petra. 199 00:07:11,478 --> 00:07:12,476 Are you okay? 200 00:07:12,502 --> 00:07:14,330 - Yes, I'm fine. Thank you. - Okay. 201 00:07:15,372 --> 00:07:17,718 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, the moment 202 00:07:17,744 --> 00:07:19,218 Petra had been dreaming of. 203 00:07:19,546 --> 00:07:21,746 (SEXY MUSIC PLAYS) 204 00:07:28,770 --> 00:07:30,470 Thank you for bailing me out, J.R. 205 00:07:31,655 --> 00:07:33,668 This is absolutely ridiculous. 206 00:07:33,694 --> 00:07:35,160 I didn't do anything. 207 00:07:35,162 --> 00:07:36,494 They found the missing screws 208 00:07:36,496 --> 00:07:37,786 from the balcony in your office. 209 00:07:37,812 --> 00:07:39,070 What? 210 00:07:40,121 --> 00:07:41,454 Well, someone must have planted them. 211 00:07:41,798 --> 00:07:43,770 - My mother. It had to be. - I agree. 212 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,134 And I have a call in to the D.A.'s office. 213 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,134 (SIGHS) 214 00:07:47,012 --> 00:07:49,146 I'm going to get you off, Petra. 215 00:07:49,647 --> 00:07:51,914 ? ? 216 00:07:55,194 --> 00:07:56,877 Yeah, well, I just want to get out of here. 217 00:07:56,903 --> 00:07:58,288 (DOOR OPENS) 218 00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:02,742 The, uh, twins just went down. 219 00:08:02,768 --> 00:08:04,222 Good. Thank you. 220 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:07,812 - Are you okay? - I've survived baseless 221 00:08:07,838 --> 00:08:09,738 murder charges before, Rafael. I don't need your pity. 222 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,940 I was just asking. (PHONE RINGS) 223 00:08:11,966 --> 00:08:13,419 I should take this. 224 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:14,766 Hello. 225 00:08:16,227 --> 00:08:17,221 Be nice. 226 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:19,281 I was trying. She's the one that snapped at me. 227 00:08:19,307 --> 00:08:21,006 Try harder. She was just arrested. 228 00:08:21,414 --> 00:08:23,818 It's not all about you, Rafael. 229 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,231 PETRA: That was my publisher. 230 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,923 They got wind of the murder charge, 231 00:08:28,949 --> 00:08:30,816 and now they're putting a pin in my lifestyle book. 232 00:08:31,028 --> 00:08:32,527 Which means it's canceled. 233 00:08:33,358 --> 00:08:34,429 NARRATOR: Remember, Jane, 234 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,964 it's not all about you. 235 00:08:36,081 --> 00:08:37,742 - You okay? - Of course. 236 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:40,388 It's just a book. My whole life is not riding on it. 237 00:08:40,504 --> 00:08:41,937 Right. Totally. 238 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:43,400 It's just a book. 239 00:08:46,615 --> 00:08:48,479 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Don't look so glum, Jane. 240 00:08:48,593 --> 00:08:51,356 You may not have a book to ghostwrite or a salary, 241 00:08:51,382 --> 00:08:52,992 but at least you still have... 242 00:08:53,357 --> 00:08:54,781 a dentist appointment. 243 00:08:54,807 --> 00:08:55,807 (GASPS) 244 00:08:55,808 --> 00:08:57,040 Hi, Mr. Sweetface. 245 00:08:57,042 --> 00:08:59,443 How are you? Uh, good talk. 246 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,982 XIOMARA: Well, I know I don't want to work in an office. 247 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,170 JANE: No, you don't. 248 00:09:03,196 --> 00:09:05,844 - RAFAEL: What's going on here? - Welcome to the Villanueva job fair. 249 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:06,953 We are on the hunt. 250 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:08,632 Mmm. Maybe I can be a party planner. 251 00:09:08,658 --> 00:09:10,413 No way. You hated planning your wedding. 252 00:09:10,439 --> 00:09:11,734 You're right. Forget it. 253 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:13,068 Are you looking for a new job, too, Rogelio? 254 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,499 ROGELIO: Oh, no, no. Not for me. 255 00:09:14,615 --> 00:09:16,333 But for an incredibly lucky woman. 256 00:09:16,359 --> 00:09:17,648 I'm compiling a list 257 00:09:17,674 --> 00:09:20,074 of, uh, leading ladies ranked by availability, 258 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,667 tolerability, and whether their face muscles 259 00:09:22,693 --> 00:09:24,062 can still show emotion. 260 00:09:24,202 --> 00:09:25,883 RAFAEL: Right. Okay, then. 261 00:09:26,343 --> 00:09:27,700 Hey, you could just go back 262 00:09:27,726 --> 00:09:29,841 - to your job at the Marbella. - And kick out Regina? 263 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:32,490 No way. Plus, I want something more stimulating. 264 00:09:32,516 --> 00:09:34,549 That's why ghostwriting was exciting. 265 00:09:34,551 --> 00:09:35,969 - So what are you thinking? - Actually, 266 00:09:35,995 --> 00:09:38,824 maybe going back to teaching in some capacity. 267 00:09:38,855 --> 00:09:40,603 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. The old adage: 268 00:09:40,629 --> 00:09:43,011 Those who can't ghostwrite, teach. 269 00:09:43,037 --> 00:09:44,937 I could try high schools again, 270 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:47,767 or community colleges or online classes. 271 00:09:47,793 --> 00:09:50,207 I am a published author. 272 00:09:50,511 --> 00:09:52,426 Oh, and I have to get out of the Marbella. 273 00:09:52,452 --> 00:09:53,377 Oh, I know what you mean. 274 00:09:53,403 --> 00:09:56,457 If I have to make another banana daiquiri... 275 00:09:56,483 --> 00:09:57,782 Then get in on the job fair. 276 00:09:58,558 --> 00:09:59,593 You know what? 277 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,908 OK, maybe I'll start putting out some feelers. 278 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:04,080 No, don't. Fillers are a terrible idea. 279 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,738 They have disqualified half the actresses on my list. 280 00:10:06,764 --> 00:10:08,540 RAFAEL: Oh, no, no. Feelers. 281 00:10:08,745 --> 00:10:10,116 Like "job feelers." 282 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,357 Oh. Okay, good. 283 00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:15,623 But still don't do anything to that beautiful face, ever. 284 00:10:16,154 --> 00:10:17,916 - Noted. - Except maybe around the eyes. 285 00:10:18,081 --> 00:10:19,217 Okay. I'm off. 286 00:10:20,093 --> 00:10:22,005 First step on the teaching train. 287 00:10:22,031 --> 00:10:24,230 - Why would you want to teach? - Temporarily. 288 00:10:24,528 --> 00:10:26,296 Until I get my writing off the ground. 289 00:10:26,331 --> 00:10:27,713 Yeah, I started teaching writing 290 00:10:27,739 --> 00:10:29,052 temporarily, too. 291 00:10:29,078 --> 00:10:30,098 25 years ago. 292 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,684 Don't give me that look. 293 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:32,755 I'm fine. 294 00:10:32,781 --> 00:10:34,635 Instead of seeing myself as a failed novelist, 295 00:10:34,661 --> 00:10:36,877 I choose to see myself as a successful teacher. 296 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,184 NARRATOR: A-plus reframing, Professor Donaldson. 297 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:41,715 I just need a stimulating job to tide me over 298 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,244 while I work through this writer's block. 299 00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:45,219 Well, if you're sure, I actually know 300 00:10:45,221 --> 00:10:47,507 they're looking for someone to fill in at Southern Miami. 301 00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:48,840 An old colleague sent around 302 00:10:48,866 --> 00:10:50,733 an e-mail asking for recommendations. 303 00:10:51,164 --> 00:10:52,488 That's amazing. 304 00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:56,030 The colleague is Jonathan Chavez. 305 00:10:56,545 --> 00:10:57,346 Oh. 306 00:10:57,372 --> 00:10:58,632 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: As in... 307 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,061 MARLENE: I mean, I'm sure he remembers you 308 00:11:03,087 --> 00:11:04,854 because of all the... You know. 309 00:11:05,461 --> 00:11:06,986 The bibbidi bobbidi. 310 00:11:07,012 --> 00:11:09,227 First of all, there was no bibbidi bobbidi. 311 00:11:09,355 --> 00:11:11,403 Secondly, no one has ever called it that. 312 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:12,828 Then you should reach out to him. 313 00:11:12,936 --> 00:11:14,876 Unless things went badly between you two? 314 00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:15,998 (CRYING) You're crying. 315 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,733 No, I'm not crying. 316 00:11:17,735 --> 00:11:19,621 (SOBBING): I'm not cry... 317 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,557 No, it was totally cool. 318 00:11:22,707 --> 00:11:25,292 Great. Then I'll get you his new e-mail address. 319 00:11:27,389 --> 00:11:28,558 NARRATOR: Ah, yes. 320 00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:29,745 How do you craft an e-mail 321 00:11:29,747 --> 00:11:32,145 to the guy you almost lost your virginity to 322 00:11:32,328 --> 00:11:34,967 but instead wound up just losing your dignity? 323 00:11:42,665 --> 00:11:44,013 Nope. 324 00:11:51,202 --> 00:11:52,529 No. 325 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,107 (SIGHS) 326 00:12:07,575 --> 00:12:08,950 RAFAEL: Too flirty. 327 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,153 It's not flirty. 328 00:12:11,474 --> 00:12:13,357 Yeah, you're using too many exclamation points. 329 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:15,617 You're so! Happy! To hear! 330 00:12:15,643 --> 00:12:17,803 Are you jealous of a guy I haven't spoken to in four years? 331 00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:19,021 A creepy guy. 332 00:12:19,047 --> 00:12:21,039 He's not creepy. He wasn't my advisor 333 00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:22,231 when we got together. 334 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:23,699 And I pursued him, remember? 335 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,134 You're just being overprotective, 336 00:12:25,136 --> 00:12:27,203 which is sweet, but I really need to get this done, 337 00:12:27,229 --> 00:12:28,888 so will you please stop distracting me? 338 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,373 Okay. I was just coming to tell you 339 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,084 I got an interview for this commercial real estate gig. 340 00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:33,976 (GASPS) What? Are you serious? 341 00:12:33,978 --> 00:12:35,945 Mm-hmm. So how many exclamation points 342 00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:37,380 are appropriate in my response e-mail? 343 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,215 Oh, at least 15. 344 00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:41,431 You're so! Excited! 345 00:12:41,457 --> 00:12:42,840 About! The job! 346 00:12:42,866 --> 00:12:43,818 (CHUCKLES) 347 00:12:44,271 --> 00:12:46,318 MAN: We need passion. Chemistry. 348 00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:48,379 - Heat. - And that's why we want River. 349 00:12:48,405 --> 00:12:50,304 You guys were explosive together. 350 00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:53,408 I can assure you I will explode with any of the ladies 351 00:12:53,434 --> 00:12:55,683 on my carefully curated list. 352 00:12:55,812 --> 00:12:58,996 Any of these women would be phenomenal 353 00:12:59,022 --> 00:13:01,053 as first ladies to my president. 354 00:13:01,456 --> 00:13:03,872 Way better than River Fields. 355 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,833 Hmm. I don't know. I'm just 356 00:13:05,859 --> 00:13:07,412 not feeling any of these choices. 357 00:13:07,467 --> 00:13:10,011 Well, that's absurd. I mean, 358 00:13:10,037 --> 00:13:12,070 I have every single Jennifer. 359 00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:15,810 Can you get any of them? 360 00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:17,207 No. 361 00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:20,060 I'm just trying to get a sense of your taste. 362 00:13:20,086 --> 00:13:21,060 But keep reading. 363 00:13:21,086 --> 00:13:23,153 I can get the Desperate Housewives. 364 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,527 Except one. 365 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:25,965 Alfre Woodard? Yeah. 366 00:13:25,991 --> 00:13:27,023 She was unavailable. 367 00:13:27,049 --> 00:13:28,248 Eva Longoria. 368 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,440 (ANGELIC VOCALIZING) 369 00:13:30,536 --> 00:13:32,269 Honestly, that's the first name I've heard 370 00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:33,937 that comes even close to River. 371 00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:35,707 If you could get Eva, 372 00:13:36,594 --> 00:13:37,884 we would go for it. 373 00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,311 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of going for it... 374 00:13:40,337 --> 00:13:41,873 Ow! Ooh! 375 00:13:41,899 --> 00:13:44,399 Ow! Ow! What? What? What happened? 376 00:13:44,425 --> 00:13:45,892 Ooh, I think I pulled a muscle. 377 00:13:46,052 --> 00:13:47,184 - Oh, I'm sorry. - No. 378 00:13:47,505 --> 00:13:49,654 Don't ever apologize for doing that. 379 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,367 XIOMARA: Hey, Jane, you home? 380 00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:56,493 Um... 381 00:13:56,886 --> 00:13:57,869 Coming! 382 00:13:57,895 --> 00:13:59,603 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Not anymore. 383 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,056 Just stopped by before class. 384 00:14:03,416 --> 00:14:04,609 JANE: Hey. 385 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,411 Rafael was just, uh, helping me 386 00:14:06,437 --> 00:14:08,370 - with, uh, my, um... - Drawers. 387 00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:10,239 Yes, the-the dresser drawers. 388 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:12,608 Yeah. They got all messed up, 389 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:15,043 and I had to force them back in. (CLEARS THROAT) 390 00:14:15,045 --> 00:14:16,310 What's up with your leg? 391 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,467 Oh, um... 392 00:14:18,592 --> 00:14:19,958 I think I was just overcompensating 393 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,283 for the leg that I broke, 394 00:14:21,285 --> 00:14:22,885 and then I put the pressure on the other leg 395 00:14:22,911 --> 00:14:24,055 while I was, uh... 396 00:14:24,308 --> 00:14:25,784 fixing those drawers. 397 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:29,943 So, here's a weird thought. 398 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:34,439 What do you think about me going back to school? 399 00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:36,366 Are you serious? 400 00:14:36,392 --> 00:14:37,724 I was just looking through this catalog, 401 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:38,974 and there's so much in here 402 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,301 - that could be interesting. - Ma. 403 00:14:41,327 --> 00:14:42,459 That's amazing. 404 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,373 I'm just thinking about it. 405 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:45,841 I've never been a school person. 406 00:14:45,842 --> 00:14:47,274 Well, why don't you pick a class and ask the professor 407 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,959 - if you can sit in? - They let you do that? 408 00:14:48,985 --> 00:14:50,318 Definitely. (PHONE CHIMES) 409 00:14:50,344 --> 00:14:51,643 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of professors... 410 00:14:51,715 --> 00:14:53,985 Oh, wow. Chavez replied. 411 00:14:54,011 --> 00:14:56,412 Oh, yeah? What... what'd he say? 412 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,597 He wants to meet tomorrow. 413 00:14:57,935 --> 00:14:59,063 Hon, that's great. 414 00:14:59,089 --> 00:15:00,522 RAFAEL: On that note, I should head to Petra's. 415 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,257 - Uh, Jane, thank you - Hmm? 416 00:15:02,259 --> 00:15:04,292 for letting me help you with your drawers. 417 00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:06,237 See you later. 418 00:15:06,902 --> 00:15:08,340 And be nice to Petra. 419 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,207 She's the mother of your children, and... 420 00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:11,499 People make mistakes. 421 00:15:11,525 --> 00:15:13,597 And so I just want us to move past everything. 422 00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:15,105 Because we are family. 423 00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:16,929 Thank you. 424 00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:20,371 I'm pretty rattled, honestly. 425 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,930 What exactly is going on? 426 00:15:22,145 --> 00:15:23,210 It's my mother. 427 00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:24,590 She's framing me. 428 00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:25,775 Again. 429 00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,449 - NARRATOR: Or reframing, as it were. - Why? 430 00:15:28,705 --> 00:15:29,720 I don't know yet. 431 00:15:29,746 --> 00:15:32,386 - Do you know where she is? - No, but we're looking. 432 00:15:32,628 --> 00:15:34,121 - "We're"? - My lawyer. 433 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,551 You like her? 434 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:39,054 (BLAZING MUSIC) 435 00:15:40,624 --> 00:15:42,291 Look, it doesn't matter if I like her. 436 00:15:42,371 --> 00:15:44,853 The point is, I trust her to get me out of this mess. 437 00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:47,335 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: A mess, I'll remind you, 438 00:15:47,361 --> 00:15:49,540 J.R. partly created. 439 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:54,858 What happened? 440 00:15:55,265 --> 00:15:56,788 I have to tell you something. 441 00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:58,589 You're scaring me. 442 00:16:01,584 --> 00:16:02,704 Look... 443 00:16:03,058 --> 00:16:05,712 a long time ago, when I worked for the D.A., 444 00:16:06,221 --> 00:16:08,319 I tampered with evidence to get a client off. 445 00:16:08,557 --> 00:16:09,639 (SIGHS) 446 00:16:09,665 --> 00:16:13,101 This girl, she shot her abuser. 447 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,943 The system's a joke. 448 00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:16,569 She was gonna get life in prison. 449 00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:18,569 W-What does this have to do with me? 450 00:16:21,223 --> 00:16:22,733 A few weeks ago, I got an e-mail. 451 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,524 Someone knew about it. 452 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,049 Said I had to even the scales, 453 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:29,853 make sure someone guilty and rich went to jail. 454 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,986 They threatened to expose me. 455 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,788 The minute I realized you didn't kill your sister, 456 00:16:35,814 --> 00:16:37,944 I told them I wanted out. 457 00:16:38,549 --> 00:16:41,417 NARRATOR: Well, this certainly reframes everything. 458 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,735 You planted the screws. 459 00:16:44,761 --> 00:16:45,944 No. 460 00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:47,814 I didn't do that, I swear. 461 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,539 It must have been the blackmailer. 462 00:16:49,987 --> 00:16:52,242 Your mother, I can only assume. 463 00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:54,569 I've never spoken with them directly. 464 00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:57,874 They leave me these burner phones like it's 1996. 465 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,212 Look, this is everything. 466 00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:04,897 Copies of all of my correspondence. 467 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,623 All of the background information 468 00:17:06,649 --> 00:17:08,054 they gave me about you. 469 00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:11,625 I'm sorry. 470 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,930 I felt trapped, and... 471 00:17:16,038 --> 00:17:17,682 I couldn't find a way out. 472 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,382 I'm going to have you disbarred. 473 00:17:22,663 --> 00:17:24,417 Hopefully thrown in prison. 474 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:26,836 I understand. 475 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:28,935 But I do want to say: 476 00:17:28,961 --> 00:17:31,928 no one will work harder to get you out of this than me. 477 00:17:31,954 --> 00:17:33,217 Get out. 478 00:17:44,995 --> 00:17:47,685 NARRATOR: A framed narrative, you should know, 479 00:17:47,722 --> 00:17:49,355 allows one to tell multiple stories 480 00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:51,205 within a larger context. 481 00:17:51,357 --> 00:17:53,284 You nervous? Want me to come with you? 482 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:55,443 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And yes, I'm showing off 483 00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:56,811 because we're at a college. 484 00:17:56,813 --> 00:17:58,113 Think my mom being there 485 00:17:58,139 --> 00:17:59,471 is gonna make it less awkward with Chavez? 486 00:17:59,497 --> 00:18:01,043 Go sign up for your class. 487 00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:02,684 Unless you want me to come with you? 488 00:18:02,929 --> 00:18:04,428 Think my grown-ass daughter being there 489 00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:06,855 - will make me seem less old? - Good point. 490 00:18:06,881 --> 00:18:09,685 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: My point is this story's framed. 491 00:18:09,711 --> 00:18:11,122 By me, of course. 492 00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:13,581 Which means you see things in pieces, 493 00:18:13,607 --> 00:18:14,946 not the whole picture. 494 00:18:15,424 --> 00:18:18,391 Which, I suppose, is also true of life. 495 00:18:18,519 --> 00:18:20,239 Jane. Hi. 496 00:18:20,451 --> 00:18:21,892 H-Hi there. 497 00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:23,999 These are some of my grad students. 498 00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:25,219 Um, Ben, 499 00:18:25,245 --> 00:18:26,724 Cam, Marissa. 500 00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:29,558 Yeah, Jane was where you guys are a few years ago, 501 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,894 and she just published her first novel. 502 00:18:32,324 --> 00:18:33,786 MARISSA: That's incredible. 503 00:18:33,933 --> 00:18:36,166 It's so nice to meet you. Wow. 504 00:18:36,192 --> 00:18:38,025 Thanks. Nice to meet you, too. 505 00:18:38,236 --> 00:18:41,501 So, my famous ex-student. 506 00:18:41,527 --> 00:18:44,130 Oh, stop. One barely-selling book. 507 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,656 A published novel? 508 00:18:46,111 --> 00:18:48,162 That is no small feat. 509 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:49,492 Thank you. 510 00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,047 And I was really excited to hear about the job opening. 511 00:18:52,073 --> 00:18:53,673 Especially since I have a connection on the inside. 512 00:18:54,087 --> 00:18:55,132 - Oh, I mean... - No. 513 00:18:55,158 --> 00:18:57,158 I know-I know what you meant. (SIGHS) 514 00:18:57,184 --> 00:18:58,250 I talked to the head 515 00:18:58,276 --> 00:18:59,408 of the department, Kate Henderson. 516 00:18:59,448 --> 00:19:00,647 Gave her a cheat sheet on you, 517 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,974 and she's interested. 518 00:19:02,826 --> 00:19:04,708 Can you lead a guest seminar Thursday? 519 00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:06,105 She'd observe, 520 00:19:06,131 --> 00:19:07,196 and we'll take it from there? 521 00:19:07,198 --> 00:19:09,332 - As in this Thursday? - Uh, we're, uh... 522 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:10,524 we're in a bit of a bind. 523 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,694 Not that you're not excellent. 524 00:19:12,737 --> 00:19:14,829 Thursday sounds perfect. Thank you so much. 525 00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:16,610 My pleasure. 526 00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:20,880 So, um... here's a question. 527 00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:21,841 Hum... 528 00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:25,311 Do we have to disclose that we had a personal relationship? 529 00:19:25,337 --> 00:19:27,146 To Henderson? 530 00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:29,597 Like, is there a university rule 531 00:19:29,623 --> 00:19:32,607 about hiring someone who, um... 532 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,917 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Cried and didn't sleep with you? 533 00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:37,083 No. Uh, we're fine. 534 00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:38,530 Don't worry. 535 00:19:38,891 --> 00:19:40,859 But you should get to work on your seminar. 536 00:19:40,885 --> 00:19:43,308 And if you have questions, feel free to e-mail or... 537 00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:44,786 KRISHNA: Call! Line two. 538 00:19:44,812 --> 00:19:46,245 American Bar Association. 539 00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:49,065 Hello. 540 00:19:49,091 --> 00:19:51,029 Thank you for returning my call so quickly. 541 00:19:51,193 --> 00:19:52,575 I need to report an attorney 542 00:19:52,577 --> 00:19:53,810 whose gross misconduct 543 00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:56,107 I believe to be grounds for immediate disbarment. 544 00:19:56,447 --> 00:19:58,247 I have proof of everything she... 545 00:19:58,825 --> 00:19:59,858 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, 546 00:19:59,884 --> 00:20:02,388 that's when Petra saw the whole picture. 547 00:20:03,755 --> 00:20:05,204 Let me call you back. 548 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:07,622 My mother doesn't have a right hand. 549 00:20:07,648 --> 00:20:08,914 And as you can see, 550 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,239 the photographer's holding the document 551 00:20:10,265 --> 00:20:11,685 in their right hand, so my mother 552 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,054 is not the one blackmailing you. 553 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,647 Or she isn't acting alone. 554 00:20:14,866 --> 00:20:16,599 Maybe. Except I still can't figure out 555 00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:18,134 why she'd want me in jail. 556 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,893 My mother doesn't do anything without a reason, 557 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,713 and I'm worthless to her in jail. 558 00:20:21,739 --> 00:20:23,471 But clearly someone's trying to frame me, 559 00:20:23,559 --> 00:20:25,659 and you're my best chance at drawing this person out. 560 00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:27,739 - I'll do it. - But I don't trust you. 561 00:20:27,981 --> 00:20:29,263 See my predicament? 562 00:20:29,451 --> 00:20:31,470 So you're going to prove your loyalty to me. 563 00:20:32,493 --> 00:20:33,551 Since now I know 564 00:20:33,577 --> 00:20:35,277 you're the kind of person who will break rules. 565 00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:36,550 What are you asking? 566 00:20:36,576 --> 00:20:38,976 Find a way to get those screws rendered inadmissible. 567 00:20:39,979 --> 00:20:41,505 I don't care how you do it. 568 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:42,880 Just get it done. 569 00:20:43,415 --> 00:20:46,035 MAN: I need someone who's willing to do whatever it takes. 570 00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:48,295 A real go-getter. You know what I'm saying? 571 00:20:48,506 --> 00:20:51,412 Selling timeshares to the elderly... it's, uh... 572 00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:53,046 It's not as easy as you might think. 573 00:20:53,072 --> 00:20:54,739 You got to work the funeral circuit. 574 00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:57,708 You got to schmooze it up at the early bird buffet. 575 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,935 These people don't know what to do with their money. 576 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:01,130 But I do. 577 00:21:01,156 --> 00:21:02,820 (CHUCKLES) I thought you focused on... 578 00:21:03,258 --> 00:21:04,767 commercial real estate. 579 00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:06,619 Oh, sure, my-my partners do. 580 00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:08,935 But this is way more lucrative. 581 00:21:08,975 --> 00:21:10,464 More turnover, you know? 582 00:21:10,490 --> 00:21:11,786 (LAUGHS) 583 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,445 Hey, handsome fella like yourself... 584 00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:15,402 (ECHOING, FADING OUT): you could make a real killing 585 00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:17,662 with the mahjong ladies, huh? 586 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,612 (GASPS) 587 00:21:21,677 --> 00:21:23,107 Oh. 588 00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:24,912 (GASPS) 589 00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:27,089 Someone's in a good mood. 590 00:21:27,115 --> 00:21:28,181 I am. 591 00:21:28,183 --> 00:21:29,916 And I hope your leg is feeling better, 592 00:21:29,942 --> 00:21:31,618 'cause I'd love to get working... 593 00:21:31,644 --> 00:21:32,826 on those drawers again. 594 00:21:32,852 --> 00:21:34,218 (GIGGLING) 595 00:21:34,658 --> 00:21:35,680 Hmm. 596 00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:37,115 (LATIN MUSIC) 597 00:21:38,177 --> 00:21:39,636 Wait. Does that mean you got the job? 598 00:21:40,181 --> 00:21:41,595 They made me an offer. 599 00:21:41,621 --> 00:21:42,510 (GASPS) 600 00:21:42,536 --> 00:21:43,756 Amazing! 601 00:21:43,782 --> 00:21:44,965 But I turned it down. 602 00:21:44,967 --> 00:21:46,494 Wait. Why? (SCOFFS) 603 00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:48,978 'Cause of this. 604 00:21:49,004 --> 00:21:51,372 It's an amazing property, undeveloped, 605 00:21:51,498 --> 00:21:55,068 no tourists yet, but it is going to explode. 606 00:21:55,094 --> 00:21:56,677 My buddy Chase can put together a group 607 00:21:56,699 --> 00:21:58,075 to invest and build a hotel. 608 00:21:58,101 --> 00:22:00,080 - And you'd...? - Manage it. 609 00:22:00,867 --> 00:22:01,840 What? 610 00:22:13,552 --> 00:22:15,313 (COUGHING) (PHONE CHIMES) 611 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:17,771 (MOUTHING) 612 00:22:22,021 --> 00:22:23,599 (SUSPENS MUSIC) 613 00:22:46,785 --> 00:22:48,497 (SNIFFLES, SIGHS) 614 00:22:49,655 --> 00:22:51,287 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: To reframe this.... 615 00:22:51,519 --> 00:22:53,511 Okay, maybe not exactly a reframe. 616 00:22:53,537 --> 00:22:55,203 Just emphasizing that... 617 00:22:55,229 --> 00:22:57,524 well, it's getting creepy. 618 00:22:57,917 --> 00:23:00,575 Mm. Whoa. 619 00:23:00,799 --> 00:23:02,155 What's that smell? 620 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:05,723 That is the glorious scent of Eva 621 00:23:06,108 --> 00:23:07,878 by Eva Longoria. 622 00:23:07,904 --> 00:23:09,487 I might have over-sprayed. 623 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,008 I'm just trying to get inside her head 624 00:23:11,034 --> 00:23:12,849 to find a connection, any connection. 625 00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:14,236 Well, good luck. 626 00:23:15,347 --> 00:23:17,456 Oh, did you ask about sitting in on a class? 627 00:23:17,482 --> 00:23:19,810 Yup, and they said yes. 628 00:23:20,349 --> 00:23:22,685 So I decided on 629 00:23:22,687 --> 00:23:23,986 art history and... (HIGH-PITCHED GASPS) 630 00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:26,530 Did Eva just say what I think Eva said? 631 00:23:26,836 --> 00:23:28,400 (BACKWARDS, MUFFLED GIBBERISH) 632 00:23:28,426 --> 00:23:29,622 Are you kidding me? 633 00:23:29,937 --> 00:23:32,037 I'm descended from Benito Ju�rez? 634 00:23:32,318 --> 00:23:34,029 President Benito Ju�rez? 635 00:23:34,718 --> 00:23:36,831 Xo, she is descended 636 00:23:36,857 --> 00:23:39,386 from 19th-century Mexican president 637 00:23:39,412 --> 00:23:40,878 Benito Ju�rez! 638 00:23:41,348 --> 00:23:42,389 Yeah? And? 639 00:23:42,415 --> 00:23:46,218 My mother was always very proud to be descended 640 00:23:46,453 --> 00:23:49,454 from 19th-century Mexican president 641 00:23:49,782 --> 00:23:51,178 Benito Ju�rez! 642 00:23:51,814 --> 00:23:52,941 Which means... 643 00:23:56,970 --> 00:23:58,333 Eva and I... 644 00:23:58,794 --> 00:23:59,864 are related. 645 00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:02,276 We are... family! 646 00:24:02,435 --> 00:24:03,271 (LAUGHS) 647 00:24:03,297 --> 00:24:04,602 Rogelio! 648 00:24:04,604 --> 00:24:07,472 Inhala, exhala. 649 00:24:07,676 --> 00:24:08,903 (INHALES, EXHALES) 650 00:24:08,975 --> 00:24:10,675 (SNORING) 651 00:24:10,879 --> 00:24:13,177 (SNORING CONTINUES) 652 00:24:19,819 --> 00:24:21,521 (QUIETLY): Oh. 653 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:00,584 (STILL SNORING) 654 00:25:13,573 --> 00:25:15,706 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 655 00:25:20,135 --> 00:25:22,246 RAFAEL: Thank you. You really didn't have to do that. 656 00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:23,752 Yeah, I did. 657 00:25:24,203 --> 00:25:26,189 You were right... I was a jerk. 658 00:25:26,712 --> 00:25:29,190 It's hard for me to not automatically flip to the practical, 659 00:25:29,216 --> 00:25:31,544 and that's so wrong. 660 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:33,838 Your apology present is already being put to good use. 661 00:25:33,864 --> 00:25:34,796 I'm glad. 662 00:25:34,822 --> 00:25:37,633 I wanted to get you a gag gift that wouldn't be a waste of money. 663 00:25:37,659 --> 00:25:38,691 (LAUGHS) Yeah, of course you did. 664 00:25:38,692 --> 00:25:40,325 (SIGHS) I just want you to know, 665 00:25:40,351 --> 00:25:41,748 I do believe in you. 666 00:25:42,372 --> 00:25:43,472 Thank you. 667 00:25:43,556 --> 00:25:46,157 So, how's the grown-up building project going? 668 00:25:46,498 --> 00:25:48,811 Well, uh, Chase lined up a meeting 669 00:25:48,837 --> 00:25:50,068 for me to pitch some VCs. 670 00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:52,037 - Ooh. - You know what VCs are? 671 00:25:52,110 --> 00:25:54,789 - No. - Venture capitalists, money guys. 672 00:25:54,815 --> 00:25:57,235 I'm pitching that they give me a finders fee which I'd apply 673 00:25:57,261 --> 00:25:59,782 to services that I would render as a project manager. 674 00:25:59,946 --> 00:26:01,947 Which really just means I don't put any money in, 675 00:26:02,242 --> 00:26:04,492 but I still get a small percentage if it pans out. 676 00:26:04,627 --> 00:26:06,527 Well, that sounds downright practical. 677 00:26:06,578 --> 00:26:07,753 I mean, not that it matters. 678 00:26:07,868 --> 00:26:11,381 O-Okay, uh, you drop off your paperwork. 679 00:26:11,407 --> 00:26:13,641 Our general contractor is having a setback 680 00:26:13,643 --> 00:26:14,701 at the construction site. 681 00:26:14,727 --> 00:26:15,815 See you guys later. 682 00:26:18,770 --> 00:26:21,586 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Friends, let's reframe this. 683 00:26:26,373 --> 00:26:27,350 XIOMARA: Wow. 684 00:26:27,376 --> 00:26:28,701 So, another grad student? 685 00:26:28,727 --> 00:26:29,730 Yeah. 686 00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:32,522 And I don't know why, but knowing that... 687 00:26:32,548 --> 00:26:34,597 It just makes our whole thing feel... 688 00:26:34,623 --> 00:26:35,582 Skeevy? 689 00:26:36,305 --> 00:26:37,333 Different. 690 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,571 I-I mean, in my head, I was this... transgression. 691 00:26:40,756 --> 00:26:43,824 We knew it was wrong, but we had this undeniable chemistry. 692 00:26:44,553 --> 00:26:46,497 But if there's someone else, if I'm one of many... 693 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,362 - It's skeevy. - Not yet. 694 00:26:48,388 --> 00:26:50,861 I mean, maybe they have the same kind of crazy connection. 695 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,724 Or maybe it's his M.O., which would be... 696 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,449 Really skeevy. 697 00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:57,155 - Where are you going? - To Internet stalk him. 698 00:26:57,181 --> 00:26:58,714 Find out if it's a pattern. 699 00:26:58,903 --> 00:27:00,703 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Now that's a pattern. 700 00:27:00,729 --> 00:27:03,826 Wow. That shirt is so loud, I can't hear myself think. 701 00:27:03,852 --> 00:27:06,622 I know your favorite colors are maroon and turquoise 702 00:27:06,648 --> 00:27:08,582 because I have been studying everything about you. 703 00:27:08,787 --> 00:27:09,916 Sorry. I'm a little nervous. 704 00:27:09,918 --> 00:27:12,134 Oh. Relax. We're family, right? 705 00:27:12,428 --> 00:27:15,021 Fifth cousins once removed. I don't care how removed. 706 00:27:15,047 --> 00:27:17,652 Ever since I've become pregnant, I'm all about family. 707 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:19,411 (LAUGHS) So... 708 00:27:19,437 --> 00:27:21,951 I'm so sorry I was so hard to get ahold of. Water. 709 00:27:24,232 --> 00:27:25,271 Amazing. 710 00:27:25,297 --> 00:27:26,552 Should we get down to business? 711 00:27:26,554 --> 00:27:28,921 - I've had 38 meetings today. - Yes. Yes, of course. 712 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:30,613 What do you think about the project? 713 00:27:30,639 --> 00:27:31,302 Go. 714 00:27:31,328 --> 00:27:33,025 We like the idea of an Americanized version 715 00:27:33,051 --> 00:27:35,094 of The Passions of Santos, but the script, in its current shape, 716 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,841 - needs work. We think... - That's enough. 717 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,878 - I'm training them. - You are incredible. 718 00:27:39,904 --> 00:27:42,224 I know. So, she's not wrong. 719 00:27:42,346 --> 00:27:43,812 Taking the most popular show 720 00:27:43,838 --> 00:27:45,804 from Latin America and importing it here? 721 00:27:45,806 --> 00:27:47,083 I like the sound of that. 722 00:27:47,109 --> 00:27:48,917 We can lean into the twists and the turns, 723 00:27:48,943 --> 00:27:51,894 call it an homage. (CHUCKLES) 724 00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,746 Oh. 725 00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:55,208 Sorry. Something is in my eye. 726 00:27:55,606 --> 00:27:57,068 Anyway, the, uh, 727 00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:58,778 female character needs to be reconceived. 728 00:27:59,066 --> 00:28:00,950 Are you open to my story ideas? 729 00:28:01,069 --> 00:28:03,036 Absolutely, of course, anything. 730 00:28:03,078 --> 00:28:04,343 Well, then, great. I'm in. 731 00:28:04,675 --> 00:28:05,910 (LAUGHS) Pending a screen test. 732 00:28:05,936 --> 00:28:07,044 ROGELIO: Screen test. 733 00:28:07,290 --> 00:28:09,349 What monsters would make someone 734 00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:11,993 of your stature take a screen test? 735 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,056 (LAUGHS) 736 00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:15,959 Should we laugh? 737 00:28:16,624 --> 00:28:18,118 No. No. 738 00:28:18,193 --> 00:28:21,340 Uh, the screen test is for you, not me. 739 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:22,999 (CLEARS THROAT) 740 00:28:23,264 --> 00:28:25,114 Uh, uh, a-a scree... 741 00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:27,144 a screen test for my own show? 742 00:28:27,435 --> 00:28:30,269 Rogelio, I need to make sure you can rise up to my level. 743 00:28:30,698 --> 00:28:32,915 I mean, let's face it. I don't have much to go off of 744 00:28:32,941 --> 00:28:34,640 since you're a relative unknown. 745 00:28:34,731 --> 00:28:36,458 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: (GASPS) Did she just call 746 00:28:36,484 --> 00:28:38,451 her unknown relative a relative unknown? 747 00:28:38,556 --> 00:28:40,355 But don't be nervous. You're gonna be great. 748 00:28:40,381 --> 00:28:42,829 When this is all done, you're gonna have your own show. 749 00:28:42,830 --> 00:28:44,730 Because, let's face it, I could fart 750 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:46,092 and they'll greenlight it. (CHUCKLES) 751 00:28:46,239 --> 00:28:47,906 Oh. Did I fart today? 752 00:28:48,887 --> 00:28:49,911 Not yet. 753 00:28:50,017 --> 00:28:51,729 Okay, well, remind me to do it in the car. 754 00:28:51,755 --> 00:28:53,094 I heard it's good for the baby. 755 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,432 JANE: This is outrageous. 756 00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:55,612 What'd you find out? 757 00:28:55,638 --> 00:28:57,315 According to my Facebook sources, 758 00:28:57,341 --> 00:29:00,468 Chavez hooked up with at least four other former students. 759 00:29:00,637 --> 00:29:02,394 See? I told you he was a creep. 760 00:29:03,014 --> 00:29:05,191 Go back to working on your pitch. 761 00:29:05,914 --> 00:29:08,075 It's done. I'm ready. 762 00:29:10,027 --> 00:29:11,861 So, what are you thinking? 763 00:29:12,652 --> 00:29:13,888 It's just weird. 764 00:29:14,735 --> 00:29:17,636 I didn't feel like he took advantage of me at the time. 765 00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:20,608 I had a huge crush on him, and I went after him. 766 00:29:21,090 --> 00:29:22,689 (SIGHS) But knowing that he slept 767 00:29:22,715 --> 00:29:24,215 with all these other grad students... it just... 768 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:25,911 reframes everything. 769 00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:27,630 You should report him. 770 00:29:27,687 --> 00:29:28,856 For what? 771 00:29:29,151 --> 00:29:31,084 He's not Marissa's advisor. I checked. 772 00:29:31,157 --> 00:29:33,190 And there's no clear university policy. 773 00:29:33,216 --> 00:29:34,591 Well, there should be. (SHORT CHUCKLE) 774 00:29:34,617 --> 00:29:36,935 I mean, those are some intense power dynamics. 775 00:29:37,826 --> 00:29:40,064 We dated, and I was your employee. 776 00:29:40,090 --> 00:29:42,610 You were accidentally inseminated with my child. 777 00:29:43,602 --> 00:29:45,763 So was I the only employee you ever dated? 778 00:29:48,346 --> 00:29:49,403 No. 779 00:29:49,659 --> 00:29:50,928 Not in my life. 780 00:29:50,954 --> 00:29:52,596 When I worked for my dad, 781 00:29:53,387 --> 00:29:55,212 I mean, I-I took advantage of that. 782 00:29:55,449 --> 00:29:57,216 But I'm a different person now. 783 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:58,997 I know. 784 00:30:00,318 --> 00:30:02,859 So... what are you gonna do? 785 00:30:03,431 --> 00:30:04,863 I'm not sure. 786 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:06,747 XIOMARA: What do you think? 787 00:30:07,143 --> 00:30:08,843 The backpack's overkill, right? 788 00:30:09,043 --> 00:30:10,950 Ma, no, you look great. 789 00:30:11,058 --> 00:30:12,344 Don't be nervous. 790 00:30:12,370 --> 00:30:14,521 I just don't want the other students to make fun of me. 791 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:15,864 Oh, these are college kids. 792 00:30:15,865 --> 00:30:17,177 They're not eighth grade bullies. 793 00:30:17,203 --> 00:30:18,870 They'll be busy texting and watching TV. 794 00:30:18,968 --> 00:30:20,317 (WINCES) Ow! 795 00:30:20,343 --> 00:30:22,545 That weird drawer injury still bothering you? 796 00:30:22,571 --> 00:30:24,110 Yup. (CHUCKLES) 797 00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:29,604 XIOMARA: Is that Marissa? 798 00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:30,661 Yeah. 799 00:30:31,775 --> 00:30:33,174 What did you decide? 800 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,519 Are you gonna say anything to her? 801 00:30:34,545 --> 00:30:36,679 I don't know. Maybe it's not my place. 802 00:30:36,726 --> 00:30:40,005 Or it's... uniquely my place. 803 00:30:40,231 --> 00:30:41,730 I guess the question is, 804 00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:44,184 would you have wanted to know when it was you? 805 00:30:51,397 --> 00:30:53,596 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, friends, what a moment. 806 00:30:53,622 --> 00:30:56,459 Our Jane, once a student of creative writing, 807 00:30:56,485 --> 00:30:57,917 now teaching it. 808 00:30:58,095 --> 00:30:59,514 Makes you think. 809 00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:01,549 Ooh, let's drop in on this bit! 810 00:31:01,575 --> 00:31:03,731 Notice how the narrator functions here. 811 00:31:03,757 --> 00:31:05,413 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Riveting, Professor Jane! 812 00:31:05,439 --> 00:31:08,260 And it's precisely because the narrator doesn't comment 813 00:31:08,286 --> 00:31:10,967 on every moment that the storytelling is so effective. 814 00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:12,798 NARRATOR: Fine. I can take a hint. 815 00:31:12,825 --> 00:31:14,191 The narrative distance 816 00:31:14,217 --> 00:31:16,827 allows for the story to unfold naturally, 817 00:31:16,866 --> 00:31:18,683 making the reader accept 818 00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:21,459 these magical realism elements without question. 819 00:31:25,623 --> 00:31:27,797 Take, for example, the man's wings. 820 00:31:28,561 --> 00:31:30,412 M�rquez describes the man 821 00:31:30,438 --> 00:31:32,919 as very old and... 822 00:31:33,324 --> 00:31:35,632 in the mud before casually 823 00:31:35,658 --> 00:31:37,537 telling us that he couldn't get up, 824 00:31:37,794 --> 00:31:40,528 uh, "impeded by his enormous wings." 825 00:31:42,999 --> 00:31:44,004 Let's discuss 826 00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:45,741 this introduction to magical realism. 827 00:31:46,288 --> 00:31:47,113 Yeah. 828 00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:48,790 Honestly, I think that line sets the tone 829 00:31:48,816 --> 00:31:51,115 - for the whole story. - JANE: Of course I'd want to know 830 00:31:51,141 --> 00:31:52,691 if Chavez slept with students before me. 831 00:31:53,306 --> 00:31:55,206 - (MUTED) - I thought I was special. 832 00:31:56,343 --> 00:31:58,131 He was gonna be my first. 833 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:04,120 So, yes, 834 00:32:04,146 --> 00:32:06,093 this moment changes our perception. 835 00:32:06,119 --> 00:32:08,597 MAN: And perception, of course, is crucial 836 00:32:08,623 --> 00:32:10,790 to pointillism. And, interestingly, 837 00:32:10,816 --> 00:32:14,128 there is a scientific tie-in here, uh, an antagonism 838 00:32:14,303 --> 00:32:16,770 that occurs in the brain, used to detect color. 839 00:32:16,796 --> 00:32:19,560 To that I say, Que Seurat, Seurat. 840 00:32:19,586 --> 00:32:20,691 (FORCED LAUGH) 841 00:32:20,717 --> 00:32:22,409 So, chromoluminarism 842 00:32:22,435 --> 00:32:24,526 evolved into pointillism. 843 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,683 And what would you say evolved from there? 844 00:32:29,296 --> 00:32:30,495 You. 845 00:32:31,918 --> 00:32:33,017 You've been quiet. 846 00:32:33,661 --> 00:32:35,520 - Any ideas? - XIOMARA: Uh... 847 00:32:35,924 --> 00:32:37,123 no. 848 00:32:37,149 --> 00:32:38,887 I'm-I'm just auditing. 849 00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,079 (CHUCKLES): That's okay. 850 00:32:40,317 --> 00:32:42,475 You are still encouraged to participate. 851 00:32:42,831 --> 00:32:45,494 Any contemporary styles spring to mind? 852 00:32:47,053 --> 00:32:49,164 EVA: I know this isn't your idea of fun, 853 00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:51,503 but lack of chemistry with a costar 854 00:32:51,529 --> 00:32:53,253 can sink a project, so... 855 00:32:53,425 --> 00:32:55,656 just want to make sure we make sense together on screen. 856 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:57,315 I have no doubt we will, sweet Eva. 857 00:32:57,341 --> 00:32:58,841 After all, it runs in the family, 858 00:32:58,871 --> 00:33:00,537 since my cousin thrice removed 859 00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:02,345 courted your fourth cousin, Griselda. 860 00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:04,241 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Boy, that is distant. 861 00:33:04,862 --> 00:33:06,243 Wh... Did you just say Criselda? 862 00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:08,392 - Yes. - Or Griselda? 863 00:33:08,747 --> 00:33:11,882 - What? - Did you say Criselda or Griselda? 864 00:33:12,175 --> 00:33:13,253 Cruh or Gruh? 865 00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:14,711 Gruh. Griselda. 866 00:33:15,846 --> 00:33:18,481 'Cause... my fourth cousin is a cruh, not a gruh. 867 00:33:19,078 --> 00:33:20,573 Griselda's my great aunt. 868 00:33:20,693 --> 00:33:22,726 Wait, I have a great aunt named Griselda. 869 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,270 Oh. No. 870 00:33:24,296 --> 00:33:26,102 BOTH: She's my grandmother's sister. 871 00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:28,866 Wait, that doesn't... that doesn't make us fifth cousins. 872 00:33:28,868 --> 00:33:31,230 That makes us cousin cousins. 873 00:33:32,371 --> 00:33:33,706 Well, it's fine. 874 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:36,636 Now that I think about it, you do look like my Uncle Beto. 875 00:33:36,742 --> 00:33:38,105 WOMAN: Okay. Let's test 876 00:33:38,131 --> 00:33:39,901 - this chemistry. - Um... 877 00:33:39,927 --> 00:33:42,251 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Let's see those kissing cousins. 878 00:33:42,277 --> 00:33:43,380 Whenever you're ready. 879 00:33:43,382 --> 00:33:44,831 (CLEARS THROAT): Yup. 880 00:33:45,846 --> 00:33:47,446 (SENSUAL LATIN MUSIC) 881 00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:49,796 Of course you look like my husband the president, 882 00:33:49,822 --> 00:33:52,465 but how can you be if you don't have any of his memories? 883 00:33:52,491 --> 00:33:53,760 I don't know. 884 00:33:53,786 --> 00:33:55,993 All I know is that I want to devour you. 885 00:33:56,728 --> 00:33:58,136 I suppose there is one way 886 00:33:58,162 --> 00:34:00,150 we can find out if you're really him. 887 00:34:02,297 --> 00:34:03,735 K-Kiss me. 888 00:34:06,793 --> 00:34:08,262 Mm. Okay. 889 00:34:08,288 --> 00:34:09,394 ROGELIO: Come on. 890 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:11,053 We need to show them our unmistakable 891 00:34:11,079 --> 00:34:12,078 and searing chemistry. 892 00:34:12,104 --> 00:34:13,637 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm. 893 00:34:17,516 --> 00:34:19,071 No! Oh. No. 894 00:34:19,097 --> 00:34:20,130 (GAGS) 895 00:34:20,524 --> 00:34:23,053 Honestly, I'd rather watch my parents screw. 896 00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:25,530 The screws are out. 897 00:34:26,018 --> 00:34:28,104 I got the judge to rule them inadmissible. 898 00:34:28,407 --> 00:34:29,382 Wh... How? 899 00:34:29,408 --> 00:34:30,515 Chain of custody issue. 900 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:32,215 The cop left them in his cruiser overnight, 901 00:34:32,241 --> 00:34:34,250 instead of logging them into evidence right away, 902 00:34:34,276 --> 00:34:35,481 which means it's compromised. 903 00:34:35,554 --> 00:34:36,919 Did that happen? Is that true? 904 00:34:37,491 --> 00:34:38,959 It appears that it is. 905 00:34:40,044 --> 00:34:41,299 I told you, 906 00:34:41,526 --> 00:34:43,926 I'm going to get you out of this. 907 00:34:45,929 --> 00:34:47,186 Good. 908 00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:50,094 'Cause if you don't, your career is over. 909 00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:51,912 JANE: So, that's it for me. 910 00:34:51,938 --> 00:34:54,304 Uh, thank you so much for listening and participating. 911 00:34:56,776 --> 00:34:58,209 Thank you. 912 00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,539 Hey, Marissa, do you have a minute? 913 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:06,125 (SIGHS) 914 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,853 Ooh. (CHUCKLES) 915 00:35:09,054 --> 00:35:12,281 Uh, I just wondered if we could... 916 00:35:12,624 --> 00:35:14,383 talk sometime, one on one. 917 00:35:14,468 --> 00:35:15,601 About what? 918 00:35:18,710 --> 00:35:21,208 Look, the sexual dynamic 919 00:35:21,234 --> 00:35:23,047 between a student and a professor 920 00:35:23,073 --> 00:35:25,173 is a complicated thing. 921 00:35:25,238 --> 00:35:28,367 It can be really thrilling, uh, in my experience... 922 00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:30,026 Look, all I said was 923 00:35:30,052 --> 00:35:31,964 that it was cool that you published a book. 924 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:34,507 It didn't mean that I'm, like, into you. 925 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:35,672 - What? - First, 926 00:35:35,711 --> 00:35:37,437 you stared at me through the entire lecture, 927 00:35:37,463 --> 00:35:39,406 and now you're straight-up hitting on me. 928 00:35:39,432 --> 00:35:41,299 Oh, no. Marissa, that was... Aah! 929 00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:43,359 (GASPS) 930 00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:49,000 What Marissa said is technically true, 931 00:35:49,026 --> 00:35:51,765 but there is very important context missing. 932 00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:54,523 My leg cramped, and I accidentally 933 00:35:54,549 --> 00:35:56,663 grabbed her... breasts. 934 00:35:56,689 --> 00:35:59,002 While talking about sexual dynamics 935 00:35:59,028 --> 00:36:00,850 between professors and students? 936 00:36:02,799 --> 00:36:05,666 I agree. That discussion was inappropriate. 937 00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:07,673 In fact... 938 00:36:09,550 --> 00:36:10,728 that sort of relationship 939 00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:12,400 is inappropriate... Even though it is not 940 00:36:12,426 --> 00:36:13,892 technically off-limits here. 941 00:36:13,918 --> 00:36:16,018 Though, for the record, I think it should be. 942 00:36:16,567 --> 00:36:19,454 Because it involves very tricky power dynamics. 943 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,337 And even if a student thinks she wants something, 944 00:36:22,491 --> 00:36:24,095 she might really regret it later 945 00:36:24,121 --> 00:36:25,876 when she's older and smarter 946 00:36:25,902 --> 00:36:27,306 and has more information 947 00:36:27,332 --> 00:36:29,823 about how that's a pretty gross abuse 948 00:36:29,849 --> 00:36:32,322 of power, especially if it's a pattern. 949 00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:34,911 (CLEARS THROAT QUIETLY) 950 00:36:35,955 --> 00:36:37,564 JANE: So, no, I didn't get 951 00:36:37,590 --> 00:36:38,889 the teaching job. 952 00:36:39,424 --> 00:36:41,376 But at least I got to say my piece. 953 00:36:41,591 --> 00:36:42,835 How was your class? 954 00:36:43,148 --> 00:36:44,511 You know, fine. 955 00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:45,976 (EXHALES): Intense. 956 00:36:46,921 --> 00:36:48,658 I'll be right back. Marissa. 957 00:36:49,331 --> 00:36:50,675 (STAMMERING) 958 00:36:51,826 --> 00:36:54,540 First, let me say again how sorry I am. 959 00:36:54,566 --> 00:36:56,476 I definitely didn't mean to do... 960 00:36:57,187 --> 00:36:58,480 what I did. 961 00:36:59,044 --> 00:37:01,556 I was just trying to warn you about Chavez. 962 00:37:02,366 --> 00:37:04,423 I saw you kissing him the other day, and... 963 00:37:04,773 --> 00:37:06,080 and I don't know, the same thing 964 00:37:06,106 --> 00:37:07,745 happened to me when I was his student. 965 00:37:07,888 --> 00:37:09,395 And I've since learned 966 00:37:09,421 --> 00:37:11,154 that this is a pattern of his. 967 00:37:11,569 --> 00:37:13,118 And I wish I had known 968 00:37:13,144 --> 00:37:14,644 back when I was involved with him, 969 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:17,515 so I just wanted to pass that information on to you. 970 00:37:18,263 --> 00:37:19,455 Just so you have it. 971 00:37:19,984 --> 00:37:21,543 Sisterhood and all. 972 00:37:23,322 --> 00:37:25,265 ROGELIO: It's not like she's my sister. 973 00:37:25,679 --> 00:37:27,679 Cousins are sexy in Florida, 974 00:37:27,705 --> 00:37:29,555 but Eva made such a stink. 975 00:37:29,808 --> 00:37:31,487 I'm sorry, Rogelio. 976 00:37:32,826 --> 00:37:33,877 Are you okay? 977 00:37:34,157 --> 00:37:35,192 No. 978 00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:37,404 School sucked. 979 00:37:38,661 --> 00:37:40,387 I-I just didn't fit in. 980 00:37:40,865 --> 00:37:42,546 I felt like an old lady. 981 00:37:42,733 --> 00:37:44,364 A dumb old lady. 982 00:37:45,095 --> 00:37:46,698 What's with the suitcase? 983 00:37:47,761 --> 00:37:50,005 I have to fly to New York tomorrow 984 00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:53,099 and beg River Fields to meet with me. 985 00:37:53,465 --> 00:37:54,830 - Oh. - And... 986 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,608 I wanted to ask you if-if you could 987 00:37:59,634 --> 00:38:02,185 watch Baby for me while I'm gone. 988 00:38:02,211 --> 00:38:04,653 - Why can't Darci do it? - She's going away. 989 00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:06,239 And if I ask her to reschedule, 990 00:38:06,265 --> 00:38:08,365 she'll make an Eva Longoria-style stink 991 00:38:08,391 --> 00:38:11,392 on how I'm going back on my promise to be Baby's Danny. 992 00:38:11,749 --> 00:38:13,056 Which I'm not. 993 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:14,065 Yet. 994 00:38:14,654 --> 00:38:16,387 Okay, forget it. I just thought, 995 00:38:16,388 --> 00:38:18,763 - since you're not doing anything... - That's right. 996 00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:20,294 I'm not. 997 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,565 I'm just trying to figure out my life, 998 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:25,510 which you would have noticed if you paid attention, 999 00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:28,302 instead of just thinking about yourself! 1000 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,509 I have a dance class to teach. 1001 00:38:32,705 --> 00:38:34,037 (DOOR CLOSES) 1002 00:38:34,817 --> 00:38:35,996 JANE: What's wrong? 1003 00:38:36,169 --> 00:38:37,541 Chase cut me out of the deal. 1004 00:38:37,879 --> 00:38:38,918 What? 1005 00:38:38,944 --> 00:38:40,278 I thought he was your friend. 1006 00:38:40,304 --> 00:38:41,957 Yeah, well, I guess not. 1007 00:38:42,247 --> 00:38:44,247 And I didn't protect myself legally, 1008 00:38:44,273 --> 00:38:46,716 so, the VCs took advantage. 1009 00:38:46,881 --> 00:38:48,185 I am so sorry. 1010 00:38:48,507 --> 00:38:49,606 Yeah. 1011 00:38:51,401 --> 00:38:53,232 But you know what? I'm actually okay. 1012 00:38:54,621 --> 00:38:55,778 It's funny. 1013 00:38:55,804 --> 00:38:58,005 I'm even still a little... excited. 1014 00:38:58,513 --> 00:39:00,413 So, I put together a deal, right? 1015 00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:02,663 Which I haven't done since I found the Marbella. 1016 00:39:02,904 --> 00:39:04,637 And I remembered I'm actually good 1017 00:39:05,139 --> 00:39:07,455 at spotting properties and seeing potential. 1018 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:10,031 So this one didn't work out, 1019 00:39:10,165 --> 00:39:12,095 but maybe the next one will. 1020 00:39:12,189 --> 00:39:15,604 Wow. Yes, exactly. 1021 00:39:15,630 --> 00:39:17,349 - I know, right? - Yeah. 1022 00:39:17,888 --> 00:39:19,784 I don't know. For the first time in a long time, 1023 00:39:19,810 --> 00:39:21,436 I actually feel like I have a plan. 1024 00:39:23,171 --> 00:39:25,356 I'm really happy for you, Raf. 1025 00:39:26,817 --> 00:39:28,326 - Hey. - Hmm. 1026 00:39:30,004 --> 00:39:31,453 What's going on? 1027 00:39:32,028 --> 00:39:33,065 It's nothing. 1028 00:39:33,091 --> 00:39:34,794 You're inspired. That's so great. 1029 00:39:35,052 --> 00:39:36,424 And everything's not about me. 1030 00:39:36,587 --> 00:39:37,872 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Come on, Jane. 1031 00:39:37,898 --> 00:39:40,958 Like I said earlier, we know whose story this is. 1032 00:39:41,299 --> 00:39:43,536 Are you upset 'cause you didn't get the teaching job? 1033 00:39:43,562 --> 00:39:44,691 No. 1034 00:39:45,613 --> 00:39:48,347 I'm upset because I'm relieved I didn't get it, 1035 00:39:48,373 --> 00:39:50,474 because I don't want to be a teacher. 1036 00:39:51,104 --> 00:39:53,176 Or a lounge manager. 1037 00:39:54,241 --> 00:39:55,521 You're a writer. 1038 00:39:55,734 --> 00:39:57,767 You published a book. 1039 00:39:59,184 --> 00:40:00,258 I know. 1040 00:40:01,787 --> 00:40:03,887 And that was a goal of mine for so long, 1041 00:40:04,325 --> 00:40:07,603 you know, this-this thing I can work towards. 1042 00:40:07,918 --> 00:40:09,457 And after I got there, 1043 00:40:10,151 --> 00:40:11,765 I imagined that my life would change 1044 00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:13,258 because I would be this... 1045 00:40:13,690 --> 00:40:15,419 big success. 1046 00:40:16,467 --> 00:40:17,434 But it didn't. 1047 00:40:17,890 --> 00:40:18,990 Hey. 1048 00:40:19,749 --> 00:40:20,722 Oh. 1049 00:40:21,212 --> 00:40:24,080 So, first, I've been lost most of the time I've known you. 1050 00:40:24,106 --> 00:40:26,119 (BOTH LAUGH) 1051 00:40:26,578 --> 00:40:28,978 So... you are allowed to take a minute. 1052 00:40:29,321 --> 00:40:30,367 Thank you. 1053 00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,005 And you will find a path. 1054 00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:36,446 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And friends, at that moment, 1055 00:40:36,472 --> 00:40:37,858 she did. 1056 00:40:38,491 --> 00:40:40,357 You're the only thing I'm really sure about. 1057 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:42,535 Yeah? 1058 00:40:42,561 --> 00:40:43,722 Yeah. 1059 00:40:44,533 --> 00:40:47,732 And I... I think it's real, 1060 00:40:47,758 --> 00:40:50,438 and it's right, and we should tell our family 1061 00:40:50,464 --> 00:40:51,823 that we're together. 1062 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,461 (SHORT LAUGH) 1063 00:40:55,312 --> 00:40:58,284 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's right. No more secrets. 1064 00:40:58,653 --> 00:41:00,481 At least not for that Jane. 1065 00:41:10,453 --> 00:41:13,016 Actually, let me reframe this for you. 1066 00:41:13,328 --> 00:41:15,765 Good. Now tell them you want to meet in person. 1067 00:41:27,543 --> 00:41:29,669 NARRATOR: That definitely ain't her dance class. 1068 00:41:31,484 --> 00:41:34,264 And to reframe this moment, friends: 1069 00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:36,609 Xo's decision to walk through that door 1070 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,344 would change her life forever. 1071 00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:45,110 Sync and correction by LittleDuck www.Addic7ed.com 1072 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,710 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0